Twas the night before Christmas in this Underdark tale
Not a drow wasn't plotting and their plans could not fail

Each had their agenda for this Christmas Eve night
Though rest assured good readers there WILL be a fight

The drow had a plan to capture Saint Nick
To keep all the toys since they're all little pricks

If Santa would continue to bring them coal every year
Then it was time for this fat man to know some drow fear

Drow:  We shall destroy Christmas for one and for all!  
Drow 2:  And with this the hearts of youths shall fall

Drow 3:  Their hero, this Santa, will be dead in no time
Drow 4:  Anyone else know why we're speaking in rhyme?

Know well this vile plan did not go without knowledge
Since Rain had been traveling to his Underdark cottage

Misery:  I cant believe you have a cottage way down here
Rain:  But killing drow fills Rain with such cheer ^_^

Misery:  So you say drow plan to kill Christmas, true?
Rain:  Yes and they think all of us have not the slightest clue

Misery:  And what are your plans to stop this and why?
Rain:  Rain shall slash him some drow, and make them all die

Rain:  You see Rain loves Christmas for one special reason
Rain:  When Christmas comes along, well it's kitten season!

Rain:  Every year without fail, Santa gives me a kitten he has
Rain: ... in the hopes Rain doesn't Painful Reckon his ass ^_^

Misery:  So without santa no kitten you shall get
Rain:  Which would cause Rain to throw a mighty big fit >_<

Misery:  So tell me one thing if you dont mind, blue hair
Misery:  Why the bloody hell should ~this~ duelist care?

Rain:  Well you see if you need a reason to do this tonight
Rain:  Rain tells you that there will be one HELL of a fight

Misery:  Well, you know a fight is something I can't pass up
Rain:  Just remember drow kick for the nuts, so wear a nice cup

And so our heroes travel to the drow plotting ground
To see them with Santa, tied tightly down

They kicked and they punched his happy jolly self
Hitting him with buckles, bulbs, and even a shelf

Drow:  You keep giving us shit and we will have it no more!!
Sintesse:  Well I'm just tired of all of you calling me a whore!

Sintesse:  So what if I like to have a good jossle or two!
Sintesse:  Who doesnt I ask!!  Who...who... WHO!!!

Writer:  A slipped in cameo has spilled onto this page
Writer:  I shall remove her right now with her PMS rage

(Erases the anger that was the mighty Sintesse)
Drow: ... well, well, well ... that was a mess

Drow 2:  Back to the matter at hand we proceed
Santa:  Release me I say!  I beg and I plead!

Santa:  Children are counting on me to deliver them toys!
Drow:  Well why in the hells should they get all the joy!

Drow 3:  We work and we slave to be naughty all the time
Misery: It's their nature you see ... now quit speaking in rhyme!!!

Rain:  Hello Santa friend .... two kittens this eve?
Santa:  Whatever you want, just make these drow bleed >_<

Misery: ... I never quite knew this Santa was so violent.
Drow: ... so much for him being so nice and heaven sent. O_O

A fight broke out with such skill and such force
Misery and Rain would change this Christmas course!

Drow Group:  Our arms, our backs, our legs and our spleens!
Rain:  Threaten Rain's kitten getting and Rain ends up quite mean >_>

Drow:  You stopped us this year, but next Christmas we'll be back!!
(And so Misery walked over and snapped their necks with a CRACK)

Rain:  Huh ... Rain guesses they weren't seeing that coming
Misery:  Well if they didnt I say they weren't all that cunning.

Santa:  Oh thank you both greatly from the bottom of my soul
Rain:  Hand over the kittens or we'll shove you in a black hole!!!

And Santa was happy to hand over Rain's kittens
Which caused Rain the ghostwalker to be instantly smitten

And so the two heroes of Christmas did go
Back up to the surface, with snow at their toes!

And Christmas was saved and Merryment was allowed
To the tavern they went, through the snow and the clouds

Back at the joyous tavern a good time there was had
Where no one was foul, and even Rain was glad

Rain:  Rain is having trouble to understand one thing most
Rain:  Santa gave us a wish, and to that does Rain toast!

Rain:  And yet, Misery, you have nothing to show!
Rain:  What did you wish for, Rain just has to know!

Misery:  In time you shall know with two giant clues ^_^
Azaelyn:  Why the bloody hell do I have bigger boobs!!!!!!!!!!

(The End)